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The pros and cons of my potential haircut
Pros:
-It will be a change. Since I’ve had the same hairstyle for 17 years (give or take the cancer-ridden ones).
-It will fit under wigs easier.
-It will be less annoying, and it won’t be in my face all the time (well, it probably still will be, but there will be less of it).
-For Party Poison I’ll just have to dye it.
-IT WILL BE A CHANGE.
Cons:
-I’ll be losing the one thing people ever compliment me on. People don’t tell me my face is beautiful, but they really seem to like my hair, and that always made me happy.
-I will never again be able to (truthfully) utter the words, “I’ve never had a haircut.”
-My dreads will be considerably more difficult to apply.